You are a joyous and marvelous invention, oh Internet. I’m so lucky to be one of the 0.00000001% humans in the sweeping arch of our species who get to enjoy your existence.
I’ll admit to being somewhat ambivalent as to the exact nature of our relationship. To be honest, I’d like to establish a few healthy boundaries between you, me, and our time together.
I’ve decided to keep my digital life to a minimum for now, which is why most of my content will remain private on this website. Should you or any hapless visitor wish to tread the dangerous waters of my mind, send me a request for access via carrier mongoose or email: email@example.com
I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship.